Mountain jokes
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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bear lake, colorado <3 (picture by me :D)
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.