What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
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Why are mountains so smart Cuz they have a degree
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
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My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
Your chin is were i went on ski vacation.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain
Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."
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someone i know is an ant. i feel like a mountain to them.
