Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
How do s’mores communicate?
On insta-graham
Why is hangman always done in black ink? To make it more realistic
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
america saying they are more stupid Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war
I get more care packages than Africa
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
You have more chin than your brain cell
