The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Mores Jokes
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
