Mores jokes
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕