Mores jokes
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.