A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
shaenaya is single 16 and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her hhu
shaenaya likes goat dick
Daniel takes his frustrations out on shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on arunima
shaenaya
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What is dumb yo mama you dumb stupid idiot
