what did the phedophile say to the kids.
"FUCK"
what did the phedophile say to the kids.
"FUCK"
a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
ching chong drop the bomb
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
A happy mother : " Why is your sister so quiet!?!, AND HOW DID YOU GET SUPER GLUE STUCK ON YOUR PENIS!?!"