A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
Meow meow I'm a dog said the sped kid
Nihha scarborough face
Jackhammer McQueerson
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
