What's worse than ten baby's nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
when was the first black friday?
1619
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
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A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
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