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What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
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What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
My dad brought me some sunglasses but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
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Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?
This isn’t ketchup
Orphan’s only has 363 days because they dont have mother’s or father’s day
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
