Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

8

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.