Morbid jokes
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
You are the joke.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Cuddle with you.🙂
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
I'm autistic.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Your mum!
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Boggy
Willies.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
He is dead.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?