Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Dog

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Brunette

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.