Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Brunette

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

Age

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

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  • Swing

    Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

    What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

    Knock knock...

    Who's there?

    Not Sarah.

    Desert

    What would good be if it was a place?

    It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!

    Sex

    Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.

    Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.

    Mario

    In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.