Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Morbid Jokes
PhashaunAnimationz
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
shaenaya
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
