Morbid jokes
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon
He is dead.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
No, you!
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
PhashaunAnimationz
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
shaenaya
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧