Morbid jokes
I'm autistic.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Your mum!
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
Boggy
Willies.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
He is dead.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
👌neck
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
No, you!
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
PhashaunAnimationz
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.