Morbid jokes
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Wanna hear a joke? You.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
You are the joke.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Cuddle with you.🙂
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
I'm autistic.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.