Morbid jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.