Morbid Jokes

One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”

whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school

Abortion another word for dying at spawn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes

Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life