Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Mall

    • So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

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    • Artist

    • Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

    Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

    But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

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    • Rifle

    • What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

    An AK-46.

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    • Mime

    • I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

    What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

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    • Skydiving

    • My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.

    Suicide

    • Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

    Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).