Morbid jokes
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.