Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
why did the robot cross the road?
because he was programmed by the chicken!
Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
My uncle sayEd to me once ur my favorite child and I said u mean Nece he said no my favorite child
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
Yo mamma's so fat she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said "My time to shine."
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
What are American Schools
Shooting ranges
Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
shaenaya is single 16 and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her hhu
2 hunter are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and and hunter #1 dials 911. Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods fell asleep." Operator: "Check if he's / she's (not assuming genders) dead." *Operator hears a distant gunshot* Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
