whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can't stick my dick in a dinosaur
Therapist just mean the-rapist
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
Jokers are all about the delivery. Except abortion jokes...
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "Same time next month?"
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
Whats the difference between apples and dead babies? I don't ejaculate on apples before i eat them
Why did the baby cross the road????
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
