Morbid Jokes

What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.

What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces

Pope francis "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross ?"

"My penis"

I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent

my fav sex position is the mcdonalds

ba da ba ba ba YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.

I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

Cleveland Browns

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

I'd tell a slavery joke but they've been flogged to death.

its not a joke

You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?