When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Morbid Jokes
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Joke.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Penis.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
