what is money called on the moon? Mooney
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnβt the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
βEmo cake?β says the baker. β What exactly is it?β
Anthony says, βItβs the cake that cuts itself.β
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatβs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyβre both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heβs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
No. Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
add me on discord! @ moonπ#9999
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of todayβs society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Why did the moon go to sleep because he was bossy
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?because it wasnβt piling very well
Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.
