Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
Good night
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
uranus has 27 moons
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
I was born on the moon. Yeah.. My mom was high and dad was down to earth.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
where did the moon go to space? to the MOOn
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
have you ate at the restaurant at the Moon its got good food but no atmosphere.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
