Mom's jokes
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!