Mom's jokes

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?

KIT-KAT :p

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Why do I have a fat mom?

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!