Mom's jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Mom
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!