Mom's jokes
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Mom
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.