Mom's jokes
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.