Mom's jokes

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.

"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

My mom is bad and my dad is bad.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!