Mom's jokes
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Like this joke. Ur mom.