Mom jokes
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Memes
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."