Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is
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Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.
Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
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But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans!
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
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This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
I would take out the trash but my mom said u werent ready!!! XD
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