Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
are your hands feeling heavy? because I can hold them for you
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
As your dayly is a chevi, then your mom is super heavy
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
what do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? a heavy drinker
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
