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I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.

What is heavy forward but not backward? – “ton”.

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter

What weapon does a fat jedi use?

A heavy saber

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!