What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Teacher: your bag is heavy what’s in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
What is heavy forward but not backward? – “ton”.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
Q: How heavy is a photon
A: it’s light!
whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside