What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

Teacher: your bag is heavy what’s in there!

Weird Kid: Magazines

What is heavy forward but not backward? – “ton”.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.

Q: How heavy is a photon

A: it’s light!

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

What weapon does a fat jedi use?

A heavy saber

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside

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