Mom jokes
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.