Mom

Mom Jokes

I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage

me: mom we made a cake bully: guess what? me: what? bully: nobody cares! me: yeah nobody cares about you.

A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd

How do you get an orphan sad

You say you say you will tell you mom that you have been a baaaaaad boy

My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?

Divorced

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

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