Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”
“Son stay out of the drawer.”
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No to the morgue”
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*
P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to your moms house Knock Knock you: whos there? Your new father!
Some kid online : I f*cked your mom Me, an orphan : Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
So i told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldnt stop crying.
Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
