Mom jokes

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Your mom #69.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"