Your mom is soo fat when she asked "what gift will I get" abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔
Your mom is soo fat nobody can compare her to anything
Why can’t the orphan Tell on people BEACAUSE
THEY GOT NO MOM AND DAD LOLLL
My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down
your mom is emo deakin
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
where was your mom last night in the man club
So when I'm about to take a shower my mom says take a shower when I'm about to take out the trash my mom says take out the trash
my dick so big i stuck it in ur moms loose hole
Why does my brother hove no mom
Your mom is hot
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at it
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so ugly she made the devil go to church
