New Mom Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep

Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner and when I decided to eat my family for dinner is called canabalism

What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho

One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.

Me: Yo, dude! yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed three episodes! My friends mom: why you bully me?

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on roblox .-.

If you make a joke about me ill tell my mom

when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&

your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad

why did the orphan cross the road (not to see his mom or dad)

Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)

The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”