Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
Adopted kid: Imadea big mastake Dad: You are one
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
you do not spell computer like this you spell it like this cumputer
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
so three retards walk in too a class room... Sike it was the garbage They mistaked it for there class room.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z
