Why did the orphan miss behave in school? Because the principle couldn't call there parents
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFEš¤¬š”
One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
what cant a sniper say to his wife i missed you
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Bc they miss Motherās Day and Fathers day
When I mist I miss
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what's holding up your billding
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
I donāt know why people donāt say Cobain because Iām pretty sure Kirk Cobain didnāt miss his last shot like Kobe did
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
Why do orphans miss Motherās Day because they donāt have a mother to give to
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?" "No, it's 26." "Oh I forgot u r a q t" "Your missing one more" "I'll give you the d later" "....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die
