Miss Jokes

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

When I mist, I miss.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."