Miss jokes
I miss playing baseball.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
When I mist, I miss.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!