Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Bc they miss Mother’s Day and Fathers day
When I mist I miss
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what's holding up your billding
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
Why did the orphan miss behave in school? Because the principle couldn't call there parents
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is ioooooooo?
