Miss jokes
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I miss playing baseball.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.