Miss jokes

What's up, bitches? Miss me?

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?

The home screen.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I miss playing baseball.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

When I mist, I miss.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.