Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...
Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day because they don’t have a mother to give to
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die
Hey is anyone’s mom missing yea yours
Why does Kermit like miss piggie covered in honey... because he likes sweet and sour pork
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am! Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?" "No, it's 26." "Oh I forgot u r a q t" "Your missing one more" "I'll give you the d later" "....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
I miss seeing my friends and teachers
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine. 15 years and in isolation.
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Like if you are in high school and miss school
How can you tell if a polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks are missing! What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.
