On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron
I miss gwen
Gutted rn...the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does...man...
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
doctor: i'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left. man: what?! what about my family??! my son is still missing! i can't just leave like that! doctor: don't worry sir, i told your family. man: that's.. great.. if they found my son, tell them that i love him more than anything and i couldn't keep that promise. the doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes. doctor: i will... dad..
tq for reading my crappy joke
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
WATS UP BITCHES MISS ME
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
I miss playing baseball
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies
Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
Stormtroopers- I guess they never miss huh?
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
