what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
I miss playing baseball
Stormtroopers- I guess they never miss huh?
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
Why did the orphan miss behave in school? Because the principle couldn't call there parents
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Bc they miss Mother’s Day and Fathers day
what cant a sniper say to his wife i missed you
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what's holding up your billding
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...
Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s
