Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
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a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week
how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO
Stroke victims are my heroes. My favorite is LOUIS CK.
Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged
He also forgot to pay the power bill
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
wanna hear the car joke. nah it's to fast for you.
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Me: i must have a mirror in my jeans, cause i see u in my pants
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what do you call a fish with no legs?
f_sh have no legs
What do you do with legs
f_sh have no legs
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH LEGS?
break
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
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What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder
<Whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? I don't know, what?> <They are both purple except for the elephant.
