Miscellaneous jokes
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Did you know pigeons die after sex? At least when I fucked it.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.