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The Man: "Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?" The Son: "Because , milk is important." The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?" The Boy: "Who?" The Man: "Your mom?" The Boy: "I don't have a mom." The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss." The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .
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The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
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One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
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how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What do you call a gay grenade a FRAGETT
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How do u catch a unique rabbit U-neak up on it.
