After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Wanna hear a joke? You.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Your family.
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This is REALLY funny.
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