When do you go at stop and stop when done I don't know i'm not a pediphile
Me and my friends were telling puns my teacher said we sould be “pun”ished
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Wanna hear a joke ? You
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sully fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
I like your mama's big BUTT, and I cannot lie.
whats the difference between a pool and a toddler? one doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
Why do you go to the bank. Do get money. When do you Run from the bank. When the cops come.
Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire
What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)
Your family
What did John say after someone shot his leg-
Oof