Miscellaneous jokes

Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Forget about it...

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

Oliver Savagê.

Wanna hear a joke? You.

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?

Why do you go to the bank?

To get money.

When do you run from the bank?

When the cops come.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

Your family.

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This is REALLY funny.

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