Miscellaneous jokes
Your life.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Hi.
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Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
priyanka
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
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