Miscellaneous jokes
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
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Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.