Miscellaneous jokes
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I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
priyanka
Hi.
Read more.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.