Miscellaneous jokes
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
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