Miscellaneous jokes
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
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When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.