You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Miscellaneous Jokes
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
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What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
