Miscellaneous jokes
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Hi.
Read more.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
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Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?