Miscellaneous jokes
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Donald Trump.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Oliver Savagê.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.