Miscellaneous jokes
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Donald Trump.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”