If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Donald Trump.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
