What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. Of course it can a house can't jump.
What can a mouse do? He cliks.
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know knock whos there a a who bless you
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas and he said "atlast you can have one"
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
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So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
How do u catch a tame rabbit The tame way
one day i sit in the lounge on a chair
Wanna hear a joooooooke???????
Your life
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron