Miscellaneous jokes
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How to stop bullying?
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.