Miscellaneous jokes
How to stop bullying?
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
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How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!