Miscellaneous jokes
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How to stop bullying?
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.