Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Stool

Three gay guys walk into a bar.

There is only one stool left, what do they do?

They flip the stool over.

Technology

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

Bank robbery

Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

Guy: Robin

Bank owner: Your last name?

Guy: Debank

Bank owner: Robin Debank?

Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!

Rock

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

Adoption papers

So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.

Matter

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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  • Abortion

    Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

    In fact, they don't age at all.

    Pedophile

    What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

    Teacher

    We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

    Lettuce

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!

    Time

    How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

    They put jokes that have been used several times already.