Miscellaneous jokes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
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How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!