Miscellaneous jokes
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
My family.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
#babagang
Kill yourself, hoes!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
If you hate America, I don't like you :)