Miscellaneous jokes
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
How to stop bullying?
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.