Miscellaneous jokes
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Yeet.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Arsenal
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Ha, gay!
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
I fell down the stairs once.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."