Balls
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me .....how dairy
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.
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gun control....
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
im gay
Cancer
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Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
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How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze
because theres too many ears
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
