Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Dairy

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!

Complex

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

Artist

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?

www.VincentVanGoghAway.com

Stoner

Why did the stoner cross the road?

He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

Guitar

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Abortion clinic

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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  • Tuna

    What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

    You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

    But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

    Avenger

    Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

    Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

    Way

    Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

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  • Ear

    Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

    Because there's too many ears.