Miscellaneous jokes
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Balls.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Gun control...
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
I'm gay.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.