Miscellaneous jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
I fell down the stairs once.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.