Miscellaneous jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Balls.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Gun control...
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
I'm gay.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
A single sentence walks into a bar.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.