Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Hi trent
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "can I have a drink of H2O?" then the second says"can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.
My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
i am really gay just needed confess this
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
