Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
i am really gay just needed confess this
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
Balls
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me .....how dairy
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone? www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.
gun control....
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
im gay
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
