Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous Jokes

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

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"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."

"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

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