Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

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  • What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

    What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

    A pool table.

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  • What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

    It was given two consecutive sentences.

    I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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  • My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.

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  • Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

    I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

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  • Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

    Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

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