What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.