Miscellaneous jokes

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

My name is Jeff.

your mom

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

'Cause they're dead.

I wank over Rose Watson.

Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Shin-gles!

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

I’m bone to be wild!