Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Miscellaneous Jokes
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Your face.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What are you on? YouTube.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Your life.
you.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
