"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Me nan.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
