Minecraft jokes
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Hoe?