Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!!
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
what flowers do orphans use... self raising flower
why are there only 363 days for orphans... because they dont have mothers and fathers day.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him where are your parents. God I love workin g in an orphanage
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: they both cant see thier parents
why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad
why don't orphans play minecraft cause technoblade is on the platfrom
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
What's the code thing on minecraft that decide the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD
Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!
YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.
Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go in to the.
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, Axe it's head.
Axe it's head defeat him.
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