Minecraft jokes
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 馃え
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can鈥檛 defeat cancer!
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...