Milkshake jokes
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!