Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
Top five places to find your dads orphans is milk island
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I don’t shut up I grow up like u should
What the difference between me and a orphans parents I actually come back with the milk
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
