Milk jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?